MEME TIME: A Hetalia Would You Rather

Rules: You HAVE to make a choice! You cannot avoid a question or you'd be missing out on the object of this meme
Allies| Would you rather....

1. Go over to France's house and spend a day with him or spend a day with Russia?
France.  He has a way with the ladies, so I need to learn from him.
France: Hon-hon!  It seems I have a tutor!
Me: Besides, it was either you, or... him...
Russia: Why does no one like spending time with me?

2. Eat with America at McDonald's or kiss France
Me: F*ck... U.S., We're going to Mc Donald's.
America: You're in hell, aren't you?
Me: Yep.
America: New plans!  We go to Buffalo Wild Wings!
Me: OH, THANK GOD!

3. Go on a date with Russia and he is being kind and thoughtful or go out with China and he is always not making sense
Me: F*ck this.  I'm a dude!  I shouldn't choose!
China: Right, because the Americans are sooo straight forward with their answers.
Me: Russia... But this is not a date!  It's just two dudes going to a bar and drinking vodka!
Russia: Da.


4. Have a pool party at America's house or have a rave at France's house as the host of it is Prussia
*Rushes of to France's place*

5. Have sex with Russia or France?
Me: F*co this.  I'm out.  I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!  I'M A DUDE, FOR F*CK'S SAKE!

6. Be stuck in a closet with America for 10 minutes or be stuck in a bedroom with France for an hour
Me: America.  Hey, at least he won't pull anything homo on me.
America: RIGHT ON, DUDE!
*high fives each other*

7. Eat England's scones or be stuck in an awkward position with China
Me: *On 4th scone* Keep them coming!
England: Wow, you really must hate homo moments if you eat these bloody things.

8. Feel a loving embrace from Russia or England
Me: Russia.  He doesn't do things entirely out of love, you know.

9. Have a romantic moonlight date with France, or have a fun and energetic date with America
Me: I'M NOT GAY!! Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you.  I'll have beers with America, but nothing romantic.
10. Kiss Canada's cheek, or actually kiss him
Me: Nope.
Canada: Aw...

1. Have Italy cook you your favorite meal or Japan to give you a boring lecture about his history
Me: *moves to table* Alright, Italy!  Fettuccini Alfredo please!
Italy: That's-a good!

2. Training with Germany or running away from Germany with Italy
Me: Must.  Not.  Be.  WEAK! *Goes Super Saiyan*
Germany: Und I did not expect ZAT to happen...

3. Seduce Germany or take his porn and hide it in your room to piss him off
Me: I'm sorry, Germany, but I've got to stay straight.
Germany: I understand.

4. Kiss Italy or Japan
Me: Why can't Italy be a chick?
Italy: *turns into chick form* Actually, I-a can!
Me: Sweet.

5. Marry prince Italy or date general Germany
Me: Uh, chick Italy?
Chick Italy: Yes?
Me: *Pulls out box*

6. Hug Italy or Germany for 5 minutes
Me: How 'bout both?  Group hug time, you know?

7. Sleep with Germany (not in that way) or sleep with Italy to keep him safe
Me:*top bunk* This is kinda akward...
Germany: Ja, no kidding.

8. Hug Chibitalia and have her/him/it as a sister/brother/gender-neutral chibi thing or take Chibitalia's place and kiss Holy Roman Empire
Chibitalia: Let-a me go already!
Me: Nope, bub!

9. Ballroom dance with Japan or listen to Austria's music
Me: This is quite the nice music.
Austria: Why thank you.

10. Tug Italys curl or Romano's
Me: *yanks Romano's curl* Take that!
Romano: OW!

1. Piss off Romano or Germany
Me: Hey, Romano!
Romano: *still hurt* WHAT?!?
Me: You suck.
Romano: *angrish*

2. Kiss Spain or tug Austria's curl
Me: Austria, due to me trying to remain straight, I was wondering if I could tug your curl.
Austria: Do vhat you will.
3. Dominate Prussia or lick chocolate off of England
Me: KAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAMEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Prussia: *disentegrating* NEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIINN!!

4. French kiss France or fight with Belarus over Russia
Me: Belarus, Russia needs a friend right now, not a wife.
Belarus: BULL!!!

5. Wear something sexy and walk around wearing it in front of Germany or cuddle on the softest couch with Italy
Me: *in swimming trunks* So, how will the botches react?
Germany: 8/10.
Me: SWEET!!!

6. Spend Christmas with the Allies or Axis
The Axis.  After Dyed Moroz... Yeah...

7. Go shopping with Poland or piss off Switzerland and have him chasing you through his lawn with a shotgun
Me: Wow, Poland!  You really have a nice taste in clothes, don't you?
Poland: Yes.
Me: Neat!

8. Help Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia escape from Russia or tell England off by saying "bite my shiny metal ass."
Me: You heard me, England!
England: Bloody hell..:

9. Marry England or China
Me: Nope.

10. On Halloween, wear a sexy Devil costume if you're spending it with Axis or a smokin' hot cat woman if you're spending it with the Allies
Me: *in demon overlord clothes* What reaction will I get from the chicks?
Germany: Fangirl brigade.

11. Sleep with America or China
Me: *In bunks* We're straight, and not gay.  Agreed?
America: Agreed.

12. Watch a horror film with America or watch The Ring with Japan
Me: *sees guts spilling out* Do you wanna watch Yu Yu Hakusho instead?
America: Sure, dude!
*fistpounds eachother*

NOW TAG 3 PEOPLE!!!
Alright, you guys give this a shot, then!