Hestia In An Elevator

Hestia In An Elevator

(Hestia enters an elevator)

Hestia: Hm.  Cozy.

(Elevator music plays. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf8FCLT8…)

Hestia: Okay.

(Luffy walks in.)

Luffy: Ahh... This is gonna be great! (Looks at Hestia) The hell are you?

Hestia: I'm Hestia.  You?

Luffy: Luffy.  Say... You look familiar...

Hestia: Is that right?

Luffy: Yeah... I've seen a lot of people make pictures of you lately.  Wonder why.

(Elevator stops)

Luffy: Oh, this my stop.  See ya!

(Luffy leaves, and Kenpachi enters.)

Hestia: (Not affected) Oh, hi.

Kenpachi: Hi.

(Akward silence)

Hestia: So... What's with the hair?

Kenpachi: Oh, you know.  I like battling others, and so I limit myself.

Hestia: Cool.

(Elevator stops.  Doors open.)

Kenpachi: Well, I'm off. (Kenpachi leaves, and Robotnik enters.)

Robotnik: IT IS I!  DR. IVO RRRROBOTNIK!

Hestia: Oh, hi.

Robotnik: YOU MEDDLESOME LITTLE RUNT!  I'LL MAKE MINCEMEAT OUT OF YOUR PATHETIC BONES, AND THEN I WILL TURN YOU BACK INTO MY NEXT ROBOT CAPABLE OF RIDDING THAT PESKY HEDGEHOG ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Hestia: Um, dude?  Your stop's here.

Robotnik: Oh, yes.  Very good well, you win this round, you meddlesome little roach.  But do not think you will win again! (Robotnik leaves, and Germany enters.)

Germany: How do you do, fraüline?

Hestia: Good.

Germany: Good, good... Now, vould you like to try some veiner schnitzels?

Hestia: Sure. (Tries schnitzels.). This is pretty tasty.

Germany: I made it as a snack.  Und anyvays, my stop is here. (Germany leaves.)

Hestia: Hm.  Never thought I'd meet other people like that.  Ah well.

(Elevator gets to the top floor.)

Hestia: Ah, here we go.