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A Day In Europe (Prussia's AWESOME)

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A Day In Europe (Prussia's AWESOME)

Germany: (walking in) Prussia?  Vhat are you doing?

Prussia: Vell, if it isn't my brother Germany!

Germany: Hey bruder, vhat are you up to?

Prussia: Vell, you know, I'm just embracing my east side status.

Germany: (sweatdrop) Riiiiight...Vell I'm going to go train vith zhat dummkopf Italy now.

(Italy barges in.)

Italy: GERMANY~!!!  I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

Germany: (startled) Gah! Vhat do you zhink you're doing little dummkopf?!

Prussia: (amusedly) Oh look, your friend is here.  How neat.

Germany: (sighs) Italy, vhat's vrong now?

Italy: Germany!  France is creeping me out!

Germany: (angry) Vhere is zhat idiot zhen?

Prussia: Let zhe awesome me handle it!

Germany: (immediately backs away) Alright, Prussia.

Prussia: Now!  Follow zis awesomeness!

(They leave the Germany house, and are immediately met up by France.  Italy hides behind Germany.)

Germany: (glares) Ve vould like to talk to you Francy-pants.

France: (to Germany) And what would you like? (to Italy) Oh, bonjour little Italy~ (winks)

Italy: Eep!

Germany: (unnerved) Okay...

Prussia: Herr Francy Pants!  Vhat are you doing here?

France: Honhonhon, well I'm looking for zhe black sheep of Europe, but I cannot find 'im.

Prussia: Vell did you try Belgium?

France: I don't zhink she knows where he is.. (shrugs) I'll go ask America.

Prussia: Oh crap, zis is interesting.  Who is ze black sheep supposed to be?

France: It's England...you know, zhe stuck up country Britain.

Prussia: (dissapointedly) Oh... ZAT loser..

France: (chuckles) Yes, zhat loser. But 'e is fun to mess with I might add~

Prussia: Vhatever.

France: Oh, before I leave, Hungary was looking for you~ (chuckles) I didn't know you two 'ad a thing 'appening~

Prussia: Vhat, ze crapwad?  Nein!

Italy: Big sis Hungary?

Germany: Vait, I forgot you were older than me.

France: Honhonhon, come on Prussia, I know you 'ave at least zhe slightest feelings non~?

Italy: That-a would be cool to see big sis Hungary dating-a Prussia, si?

Germany: (looks at Italy) Italy...don't join in zhis conversation, you might say something zhat vill make bruder kill you..

Prussia: Nein, I von't.  Honestly, zis is flattering.  She vill come around sooner or later.

France: (rolls his eyes with a smile) Ya ya sure, I'm sure she'll come crawling to your "awesomeness"... (smirks)

Prussia: Und anyvays, as of now, I'm in vhat you'd call ze "Romano Status", where it's now zat me und Germany make up one whole.

Germany: Vell... More or less, ja.

France: (laughs) E-Excuse moi?

Italy: Big brother status..? I-a don't get it...

Germany: Vell, how do I explain it?  (to Italy) You und your brother Romano make up, vell, Italy. (to France) England, Scotland, Wales und North Ireland make up ze UK.  And, vell...

Prussia: Me und him make up Germany.

Italy/France: Ah, I see.

Prussia: (to France) Ugh, I remember vhy I teamed up vith Spain und you instead of Britain.  Und Hungary wiped all our forces out anyvays... Ja...

France: (chuckles) Well, she is quite zhe strong one for a young lady like 'er. Zhat frying pan she 'as...really 'urts..

Prussia: Ja... (thinks back to crotch-cloth moment, and blushes) Und zen zat happened as vell...

Germany: (sighs) Ya..I remember you blabbering on and on about zhat day vhen you found out Hungary vas a girl.

Italy: Wait, I'm-a lost.

Prussia: It's nothing to concern yourself vith.

Italy: Oh, okay.

France: (chuckles) Don't worry little Italy, you will understand soon...

Italy: (confused) Or am I-a little?  I-a don't quite know..

Germany: Dummkopf, you're an adult, not a little kid.

France: Anyways, Prussia, how are you able to visit moi?

Prussia: Simple: vhere Germany goes, my awesomeness follows.

Germany: Vell I don't mind his company.

France: Well you two are brothers after all, it only makes sense zhatyou are used to 'im. (chuckles)

Germany: Vell try bringing zat up with Italy und his brother.

(Romano appears.)

Romano: THERE YOU ARE, YOU-A DUMB BROTHER OF MINE!!

Italy: AHHH! Fratello please don't-a yell!

Germany/Prussia/France: (sweatdrops)

Romano: Where is-a Spain?

Italy: Spain? I don't-a know...why? Are you two going on a date-a again? (smiles)

Romano: (white from shock) WHAT?!  HE'S-A MY BIG BRO!!

Italy: (blinks) But...he's-a not related to you by blood like-a I a- MMPH!

Germany: (puts a hand over Italy's mouth) Italy just....be quiet please?

Prussia: Alright.  Zat sounds really wrong.

Italy: (frowns) But I-a thought I saw something on the-a internet with my fratello and Spain..

Prussia: Italy, ask yourself zis: vhy vould you trust something like zat?

Italy: Because it's-a the internet! The internet is-a always right~! ........right?

(Germany and Romano facepalm.)

Italy: Oh...  Nevermind...

Germany: Italy, I vonder vhy you even bother vith ze Internet sometimes.

Italy: Well its because I see very interesting stuff on-a there! Even Francy-pants has shown-a me a few site-

France: (nervously laughs) Little Italy, I don't think it's a good idea to talk about zhat non..?

Italy: (blinks) Why-a not?

Romano: (smugly) Yeah, why-a not?

Prussia: (smirking) Francy pants, vhat are you hiding?

France: (eyes widen, a pink blush on his face) I-I am 'iding nothing!

Prussia: (brings out laptop) Vell let me see what... (sees twisted yaoi Art involving France and England) VHAT ZE HELL?!?

France: (takes laptop away, a red blush on his face) Ugh! Zhat is enough of zhat! You cannot prove anything!

(England pops up, pissed.)

England: YOU BLOODY WANKER!!!  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?

France: (gasps) A-Angleterre..when did you...UGH! (turns away and begins running off in embarrassment)

Italy: (blinks) I've-a never seen him like that...

(Scottland appears.)

Scottland: (stopping France) Aye, lad, ye need to calm down.  My wee bro is an ass sometimes, but honestly, he means well.

France: (blinks) Fine.. (walks back to England) Yes it is true I....like zhat sort of stuff..with us.. (looks to the ground)

England: (oddly nicer) Look, frog face... we may not get along all the time, or rather, at all, and naturally, that would have sexual implications, but I think that the both of us should talk this stuff out. You know, add stability in our relationship.

France: (looks up at him) R-Really? But..I thought you 'ated moi..

England: You're still a wanker, don't get me wrong, but... you aren't that bad.  (extends hand) Truce?

France: (smiles and shakes hand) Truce~!......Black sheep of Europe~ (smirks)

England: (smirking) Ol' frog face~!

(And so, France and England then wrote a truce not to kill each other...even so, they still threw each other names and beat each other senseless.)

~The End!

(Well, it would be...)

Prussia: Except ze great und awesome Prussia didn't get ze screentime zat I needed.

England: Uh, Prussia?  What are you still doing here?

Prussia: ZHE MOST AWESOME PERSON HERE DESERVES MORE SCREEN TIME! Stupid writers..(pouts)

Germany: Vell, you vin some und you lose some.

Prussia: Vell zat's true... Very well!  I shall await ze next story!

~The Actual End.
A Hetalia story! Bet you didn't expect to see one of these in a while, eh? And guess what? This is a collab, too! And who did I collab with this time? :iconskullfire666:. We actually did two collabs in a row, and the first one should be on her profile, which you watchers o' mine should totally check out since it's very well made. Either way, enjoy, and have a lovely day.
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XD Hahaha
Hetalia is one of my favorite comedy animes and it's cool that you used it. Love the little expressions you used (you little wanker!, Bruder) and the laughs even (like france: honhonhon) XDDD

Well, anyways, awesome work there. Too bad it's really hard to make a crossover with Hetalia, them being countries and all.

I laughed too hard when England saw the fanart.